1 | | Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo | Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy | C Major | 8B | 206 |
2 | | Merry F**king Christmas | Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher | C Major | 8B | 152 |
3 | | O Holy Night | Eric Cartman | A♭ Major | 4B | 180 |
4 | | Dead, Dead, Dead | Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir | C Major | 8B | 106 |
5 | | Carol of the Bells | Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor | G Major | 9B | 76 |
6 | | The Lonely Jew On Christmas | Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest | B Major | 1B | 89 |
7 | | I Saw Three Ships | Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister | G Major | 9B | 110 |
8 | | It Happened In Sun Valley | Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger | A♭ Major | 4B | 103 |
9 | | O Tannenbaum | In the style of Adolph Hitler | E♭ Major | 5B | 78 |
10 | | Christmas Time In Hell | Satan, The Dark Prince | F Major | 7B | 114 |
11 | | What the Hell Child Is This? | Chef | A♭ Major | 4B | 83 |
12 | | Santa Claus Is On His Way | Mr. Hankey | F Major | 7B | 66 |
13 | | Swiss Colony Beef Log | Eric Cartman | A♭ Major | 4B | 140 |
14 | | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | South Park Children's Choir | F Minor | 4A | 48 |
15 | | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (with Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh) | The Broflofski's, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh | C Major | 8B | 150 |
16 | | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Kenny McCormick, Mr. Hankey | B Major | 1B | 86 |
17 | | We Three Kings | Mr. Ose | F Minor | 4A | 104 |
18 | | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman | C Major | 8B | 80 |