| 1 | ![The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos. by Kurt Metzger]() | The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos. | Kurt Metzger | D Major | 10B | 175 |
| 2 | ![Some Things You Do Not Joke About! by Kurt Metzger]() | Some Things You Do Not Joke About! | Kurt Metzger | B Minor | 10A | 69 |
| 3 | ![Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1. | Kurt Metzger | E Major | 12B | 61 |
| 4 | ![Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You! by Kurt Metzger]() | Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You! | Kurt Metzger | D Major | 10B | 92 |
| 5 | ![A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods. by Kurt Metzger]() | A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods. | Kurt Metzger | G Major | 9B | 80 |
| 6 | ![Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska. | Kurt Metzger | B Major | 1B | 93 |
| 7 | ![A Heavy Mexican Lunch with Ice Cream for Dessert. by Kurt Metzger]() | A Heavy Mexican Lunch with Ice Cream for Dessert. | Kurt Metzger | F Major | 7B | 80 |
| 8 | ![Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery. | Kurt Metzger | D♭ Major | 3B | 80 |
| 9 | ![Straight Talk About Jizz. by Kurt Metzger]() | Straight Talk About Jizz. | Kurt Metzger | D Major | 10B | 54 |
| 10 | ![Hold Your Own Fucking Purse. by Kurt Metzger]() | Hold Your Own Fucking Purse. | Kurt Metzger | A♭ Major | 4B | 78 |
| 11 | ![Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting. by Kurt Metzger]() | Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting. | Kurt Metzger | A♭ Major | 4B | 130 |
| 12 | ![This One Is Hard to Justify! by Kurt Metzger]() | This One Is Hard to Justify! | Kurt Metzger | D Major | 10B | 77 |
| 13 | ![Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting. | Kurt Metzger | B Minor | 10A | 85 |
| 14 | ![Know Your Gyno! by Kurt Metzger]() | Know Your Gyno! | Kurt Metzger | D Major | 10B | 44 |
| 15 | ![Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman. | Kurt Metzger | A♭ Major | 4B | 78 |
| 16 | ![Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating. | Kurt Metzger | F♯ Major | 2B | 92 |
| 17 | ![Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse. by Kurt Metzger]() | Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse. | Kurt Metzger | F♯ Minor | 11A | 71 |
| 18 | ![The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! by Kurt Metzger]() | The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! | Kurt Metzger | G Major | 9B | 77 |
| 19 | ![Curing Aids the Kinoki Way! by Kurt Metzger]() | Curing Aids the Kinoki Way! | Kurt Metzger | G Major | 9B | 85 |
| 20 | ![Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. by Kurt Metzger]() | Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | E♭ Minor | 2A | 178 |
